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"Baaah... Douchebags!"

Written by BennysBadekar at 15:33 28/6-2013

  *hiccup*
  
  "Why can't we all just be friends? I have like... so much love to give!"
  
  *takes a sip of the Finsbury*
  
  "Why all this... ... ananomomosity among us?"
  
  *ponders his pronunciation and is satisfied*
  
  "I'm not a bad man just because i like to tag that little ass. Am I? AM I? Nonono, we ALL like to tap that ass once in a while. Huh?"
  
  *tries to light his cigarette but lights his nose hair instead*
  
  "And what about all those idiots who release their dp-dopers in TF!? That ain't right man!"
  
  *starts weeping*
  
  "And whats up with all the pm's to the noobs? Why would you do such a thing? They're humans too!! Don't steal their riders?"
  
  *Gets angry and raises his voice*
  
  "AND AND AND... WHAT ABOUT DCM!? SELLING THAT BEAUTIFUL YOUNG MAN TO BUY ALL THOSE UGLY OLD MEN!"
  
  "AND WORST OF ALL..."
  
  *realizes he is out of Finsbury and passes out"

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BennysBadekar at 20:31 28/6-2013
  Yeah I know... I do it myself, but its the part about tf'ing them :-)

English Sprinting Team at 20:02 28/6-2013
  "dp-dopers"

English Sprinting Team at 20:01 28/6-2013
  Nice PR but DP Trading is a part of the game.

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